Human Elephant

When a Male puts his anus to a females forhead creating suction with his butthole. The legs acts as the ears of the creature, the balls are the eyes and the penis is the trunk draped over the females nose. This combination makes the human elephant.

Wow Tom you and Martha do a great human elephant!

by Hung Bill January 3, 2022

Flag

Get the Human Elephantmug.

App Humans

App humans is basically Apps, but humanized- Originated by CountryHumans and StateHumans, but it has become its own thing now.

Person 1: Have You heard about App Humans?
person 2: nope, never have, what's that?
person 1: yeah, it's not that great anyways, COUNTRIES ARE BETTER...

by IloveMoky June 13, 2021

Flag

Get the App Humansmug.

Human Electron

Someone who is negatively charged

“I love going on Twitter to say something offensive and piss some people off because I’m a human electron”

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 19, 2021

Flag

Get the Human Electronmug.

husk of a human

To be a husk. To live each and every day and not a thought pass by worth remembering. You blink, breathe, exist but none it it feels real. You look down at your hands, you see skin and you know underneath is flesh. But what's below? The soul you were promised by birth, or whatever life left you with after tearing you apart. And then the next time you look in the mirror, and you see eyes and skin and hair but you know that none of it is real. Because your not human, just living in the shell of one.

She felt like, none of it was real. It was all an illusion. She was a husk of a human.

by goshstopoverthinking November 6, 2023

Flag

Get the husk of a humanmug.

human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.

My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.

by Dodger of Zion January 7, 2022

Flag