Heartland Homie

Spitting on your horse’s penis then deep throating said penis after a nice ride in the shallow water

John: “hey Vin, i just saw some blond dude hawk tuah his horse and then give him a heartland homie”

Vin: “i just saw that same guy with his horse sharing a Louisiana crunch cake.. it was disgusting”

by Litchy D August 23, 2024

Heartland Homie

When someone spits on a horses dick and then sucks the horses dick

Dude I gave my horse a heartland homie after looking at pictures of college kids

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

heartland homie

Giving a horse a blow job after spitting on his dick

Bro, I gave that horse the best heartland homie he’s ever had

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

Kiss your homies day

November first you can kiss the homies and it won’t be gay

Bro: you it’s nov 1st

Other bro: so

Bro:It’s kiss your homies day

by Dagger4 November 02, 2023

grass ass homie

Gracias bro

“Here’s your ointment”
“Grass ass homie”

by The.best.around October 17, 2017

Homie Sapiens

A different breed of really chill bros who like to hang out every once and a while.

Speaker 1: Dude have you talked to chad yet? He's so chill almost like one of those "Homie Sapiens"
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so damn chill my guy

by Abdaleleleleleleleleleelellfun February 03, 2023

fire homie

A sacred bond that can never be broken under any circumstances was created by acient aztecs it was the highest level of homieness that could ever be achieved most would spend there whole life trying to achieve it

Bro we are fire homies and we always will be

by Sharquan Lewis January 10, 2017