The word hip is an ancient way of trying to say the words, cool, majestic, fine, eccentric. Just like the words 'gnarly' or 'far off' or 'fly'. These words are mainly said by dads that think there cool but there not and people have tried to tell them but they just wouldn't listen.
Dad-WOW YOU LOOK SO HIP RIGHT NOW
Son-What does hip mean?
Dad-Oh, back in my day-
Son-I've heard enough to know how stupid that word is. NEVER say it again.
Dad-Oh come on.... Okay, you're... The most fly, gnarly, far off person Ive ever seen!
Son-DAaD NOOOOOO! tHATS EMBARISING! NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
Dad-fine...
Son-Good.
Son-What does hip mean?
Dad-Oh, back in my day-
Son-I've heard enough to know how stupid that word is. NEVER say it again.
Dad-Oh come on.... Okay, you're... The most fly, gnarly, far off person Ive ever seen!
Son-DAaD NOOOOOO! tHATS EMBARISING! NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
Dad-fine...
Son-Good.
by Mr. G-String June 20, 2017

You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***
by Gavi75 January 22, 2018

by Jpizz52 September 24, 2020

by SuffolkBlood617 December 29, 2019

An affliction of the sexually active whose hips are sore from banging their significant other too fast, too long, in one sexual episode. While generally not considered a long term problem, those suffering from this medical condition will take solace knowing that, while their hips have a dull ache, those on the receiving end of Fucker’s Hip have been fucked into virtual paralysis.
Crawling from his bed to the bathroom, and unable to put together any semblance of a gait, Dave knew immediately he was a victim of Fucker’s Hip.
by Grant Rampus January 19, 2019

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 September 22, 2025
