don’t have a cow, man

1) A saying said by Bart Simpson in seasons 1-9 of the popular animated comedy The Simpsons, until someone got themselves fired and everything got screwed up.

Nelson: You’re stupid! Haw Haw!
Bart: Don’t have a cow, man!

by Bluebird42 March 05, 2018

you shouldn't have done that

A popular sentence of one creepypasta.If you hear this sentence you should know you're already dead, "you can't run,beacuse i will sneak up on you and capture you."" So you better watch your back."

Ben Drowned:You shouldn't have done that
1 victim:Dead

by A terible fate August 16, 2020

i have no time

somthething your "significant other" will say to you when, realy, they're cheating on you... or maybe they just really don't hav time??

diane: hey you wanna use my pusse tonight?
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later

Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!

by 2hawt4u March 08, 2008

have bigger fish to fry

To have other things to do, to have more important things to do, to have more interestings things to do.

I can't spend a lot of time on the problem. I have bigger fish to fry.

by therma2000 February 14, 2012

does carlos have a fupa

This is when you wonder if your peer, Carlos, has a fat lower stomach area.

“Hey Cristina, does Carlos have a fupa?”
“I’m not sure. I’ll check later”

by BartaMarta May 16, 2021

have two right feet

Meaning to be violent or walk extremely fast.

Wow you're violent today slow down your walking way too fast what do you have two right feet!?!

by Mackenzie345 February 12, 2023

I have to go color

1. The ultimate lame ass excuse when someone asks you to do something. Originally used by a child.

2. A good excuse to use to totally confuse your boss.

Boss: "Jim, get to work on the Johnson account immediately"
Jim (while leaving the room): "I would but I have to go color."

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003