The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shingle mug.A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”
by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025
Get the No grease in this bacon mug.30+ year old women who dress like 19 year olds from the 90’s then go to bars to hit on 22 year olds and get shit faced
Chad: look at that grease whore what just walked in! Is that a plaid miniskirt and a bandana top?!
Stacy: oh god she looks like she just got kicked out of the bar across the street too
Stacy: oh god she looks like she just got kicked out of the bar across the street too
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Get the Prison Grease mug.When you cover yourselves in baby oil and proceed to try and have sex. Typically causing one party involved to launch off of the other.
by Snapilated December 15, 2021
Get the Grease Jousting mug."Hey Doug, do you mind ordering me some french fries when you get to the grease window?"
"Sure thing!"
"Sure thing!"
by Ne0tek November 2, 2017
Get the grease window mug.An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
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