Flower penis

When your a hippie but you buy a dildo

Bro your such a flower penis

by Hsjejf August 17, 2017

flower deprivation

When someone doesn't receive flowers from a partner/friend/significant other very often.

She's got flower deprivation, he didn't send her any flowers on valentines.

No surprise flowers?! They're flower deprived.

by Agatsvaajai October 7, 2017

Flowertarian

Someone who will only eats Vegan food that has naturally fallen from the tree and not picked.

You look really unhealthy, you must be a FLOWERTARIAN.

by NORTH DEVONIAN September 21, 2017

flower petaling

When a stripper puts her pussy in your face and uses her skills to push the pussy lips out and open like a flower petal blooming. (|) --> @

Damn that old stripper was flower petaling all up in my face last night and I'm pretty sure I saw all the way inside- shit was huge!

by Idontevenknow520025 September 25, 2017

flowerbagger

A flowerbagger is someone who acts like an idiot. Acts like they don’t know what they are doing.

You are such a flowerbagger.

by Jtrollibaby November 19, 2017

flowerscrum

organic weed;usually rolled in small quantities. Very good.

fuck I’m all out of flowerscrum, everyone knows it the best weed.

by thatbitch84848 December 20, 2017

Flowerphobia

Adjective, (Flow-er-foe-bee-a)

The serious and unfortunate fear of flowers.

Dude I saw a flower yesterday and I started freaking out and started to even hyperventilate. I think I have Flowerphobia!!!!!

by Kristian Oakley May 4, 2018