A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.
Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.
by Jayley Weathers April 20, 2025

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when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps.
by BATGIRL&NIGHTWING July 19, 2013

When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.
by the philosophizir July 16, 2024
