Dead Elephant Bounce

A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.

Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.

by Jayley Weathers April 20, 2025

Elephant Bullish Trend

When the graph looks like the top of an elephant.

"Woww! This Elephant Bullish Trend concept made me rich!"

by LINKKKKK January 14, 2018

Elephant-cartwheel

The act of bending ones own penis into ones own asshole.

Perv: Man I got so horney that my elephant did a cartwheel.
Friend: what’s an elephant-cartwheel?

by Rkellyspee February 6, 2018

Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.

"Please give me and Elephant Penis"

by The Grimm one September 4, 2022

Elephant

A big big boy who is big and a boy

The elephant ate the dogs poopy

by hdfjdfjfdjnfd February 15, 2022

elephant flaps

when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps.

when i was on a trip in a safari i saw the most horrible elephant flaps!!

by BATGIRL&NIGHTWING July 19, 2013

The Elephant Man

When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.

Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

by the philosophizir July 16, 2024