mud valve engineer

the homosexual equivalent to a gynecologist

"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"

by joshy wash November 3, 2008

Public Display of Engineering

Like the universally despised PDA (Public Display of Affection) the PDE, or Public Display of Engineering involves two or more engineers engaged in a deeply technical, often hotly and loudly debated, all-encompasing discussion that while titillating and intensely enjoyable for those involved, is utterly cringe-worthy to behold.

Ugh, the Public Display of Engineering going on behind us is unbearable... Get a conference room, you two!

by kinofcain August 26, 2013

Fudge tunnel engineer

A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.

I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!

by Piss Stained Log July 7, 2016

the little engine that could

false confidence

the little engine that could inspired me to fly to earth using my ears.

by H! Human May 13, 2018

Thomas The Shit Engine

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"

As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.

by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020

Liberal steam engine

When a group of liberals buutt fuck each other in a line.

Hey chris look our managers are doing a liberal steam engine!

by Sweet T nasty December 30, 2020

Thomas the Tank Engine Kink

A kink whereas someone will go as so far as to spank thomas the tank engine plushes.

i have a thomas the tank engine kink.

by Franziska von Karma August 29, 2021