Eli-Job

When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body

1. I got an Eli-Job yesterday it was lit

2. Yo wanna get down to an Eli-Job?

by Eli lover 69 July 21, 2024

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Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

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Eli

Eli is a person who screws his gf ella

Eli clap clap clap

by OHIOOOO April 14, 2025

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Eli

Eli in japanesse mean a guy who claps until he can't then he Claps with his mouth and his big fat obesse dick

Eli claps ella until he is....

by OHIOOOO April 14, 2025

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Eli

The type of douchebag who says cringingly down bad things, such as “fuck, don’t make me hard right now”

Eli said “you’re so nasty for letting these 40 year old men hit on you.”

by Austinite1 May 20, 2025

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Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker’

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’

by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025

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