elis

He has a very large penis (12-18) inches

Damm look at elis he must be packing

by The man the myth Elis May 10, 2021

eli goldsworthy

the hottest emo boy

Adam : who’s your favorite emo boy ?

me : eli goldsworthy duh

by degrassilover January 8, 2021

Marc-Elie

Is THE god. A big dick said by himself. Is smart. Can be found in his natural environment, planet Earth, and has a heart as grand as his height

I went to see Marc-Elie for a good time.

by Agroupofdingus December 6, 2022

blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022

Eli

A blonde tattle tale, after about a week pf exposure youll notice thats Eli's are self centered, stereotypical blonde, gay, ass slapping, sadistic, life ruining, Ipad kid addict, toelicking, balltapping, entitled, main character, mistake to walk across this planet. If you meet an Eli, PLOT YOUR COURSE CAREFULLY!

They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'

Eli has become an insult

Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."

by GoFigure0 February 14, 2025

Eli

A very kind person with good hair and a nice smile. He is also taken so everybody better back off. His girlfriend is amazing and is prettier than you. He is really tall and good at sports (but not Wii sports tho , he's bad at that)
Overall a very good looking and nice guy.

"niall who's your best friend"?
"Eli is my best friend and I love him so much!!!!"

by fbhbefhbefh August 14, 2021

Ely

Ely, is a small Western town in Nevada with lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangsters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Meth capital of the world, where you can find dirty needles on the streets and in the mountains.

"Dude, did you see Tyler's pregnant cracked out sister Ashley?"

"Yeah,he's from Ely NV"

by Countryboy07250 November 15, 2017