elephant trunk

An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.

I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.

by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024

elephant

its elephant thats all

look at the elephant!

by ø┴Å√⌠Ω March 11, 2021

flipping the elephant

When the sex is so rough it flips the bed over.

"Damn gurl we were flipping the elephant. Now we need a new bed"

by Elefun May 20, 2014

elephant sanctuary

A group of fat elderly males performing a circle jerk.

I saw grandpa at the elephant sanctuary.

by Benoit Balls January 23, 2017

Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant - A person who in reality is a Communist, Fascist, or Socialist, who claims to be a Republican.

He ran as a conservative Republican, but he's only a pink elephant.

by ronkon August 26, 2019

Elephant Herders

A synonym of Trump's Cabinet.

"Damn... them Elephant Herders ain't doin a good job"

by #s r = 2 letters January 20, 2018

Pink Elephant

A homosexual political conservative.

We need a symbol that says we're gay and conservative. Just then a balloon of a pink elephant floated into the room

by Möuntain Mike December 27, 2019