pipe dream

The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.

I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.

by vectortec October 17, 2003

Living the dream

1.living the dream is a term used by many Arwing Marines sarcastically refering to how there day is going or how there life is at that point in time.

Marine 1: how are you doing?
Marine 2: im living the dream.

by Cpl Passetto October 21, 2007

American Dream

Getting a blow job while playing video games.

Yo, I bet he can't get the American Dream tonight.

by JHbabyJH January 3, 2010

Dream Catcher

A sexual act involving the male participant ejaculating upward; their partner then attempts to grab. or "catch" the semen out of mid-air.

Aaron: "Dude, I totally got with Sally the other night!"
Jake: "No way thats awesome, how did it go?"
Aaron: "It was so hot, she sucked my dick and then gave me the dream catcher!"

by Awesome The Opossum July 3, 2012

c!dream

A god, the shining light of my life. I love him so much he could just choke me and my heart would flutter!

"c!dream is a really shitty character!! Plus he-"
"No, shut. Close that mouth and never speak of my precious again."

by kayligma December 1, 2021

Dream Cream

Sperm

I awoke to a sudden influx of dream cream in my boxers.

by Lisa Chode February 4, 2010

Dream Academy

1 = Boring, dull and crappy student pop group from the 80`s known for their shit one off hit "life in a northern town"

2 = Military slang for the Bomb Disposal Unit of the British Army. So called because of the extreme risk of being permanently put to sleep.

" OK Sarge, SO15 have the place covered front and back, but we still need to sort that suspicious van parked over there"

"Don`t worry so the dream academy are on their way"

by upper class twit 2 February 14, 2008