Vertical slit in the center of a tongue, often caused by wide spreading of the tongue during oral intercourse on a female.
Friend 1: "Hey man have you seen her tongue?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "She got that coochie tongue!"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "She got that coochie tongue!"
by Johndoe69420 September 13, 2020
Get the Coochie tonguemug. The smell of fresh blood represents roses, coochie print smeared on your seat in your car/truck/ vehicle from a woman you adore in the shape of her nationality, most coochie prints show up as roses or cherry blossoms, and the odd ball pears, and apples which still come with a flower of its own.
Bro, I’m sorry about your seat my girls got coochie print red roses. Smell that, that coochie represents dawg.
by Lilbabygrem December 13, 2021
Get the coochie print red rosesmug. A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
by Hardcoreleftleaningliberal July 4, 2022
Get the Coochie connoisseurmug. by Bussymop January 5, 2021
Get the coochie wormsmug. by dicky.slickly.69 March 2, 2022
Get the inside-out coochiemug. 
Sex from a certain girl that is extremley valued to a certain group of people to a point where it is talked about as the holy grail in life.
"I finally got to tap MacGuffin Coochie! It is just as I have dreamed and as incredible as you have to described it to be!"
by Itain'tObeeezy November 2, 2024
Get the MacGuffin Coochiemug.