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Carl Sagan

by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022
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Carl

Like its counterpart, Carl is meant to represent the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white men.
Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.
by Dnttrdonme June 28, 2020
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carl-emil

oh he's so Carl-Emil AKA oh he's so sexy
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Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.
"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
by Read it! July 9, 2025
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Gonna Carl Down

Gonna carl down , meaning when you hit 18 you turn into Carl Barât
Someday, when I'm 18, I'm gonna Carl down and enjoy life as Carl Barât.
by aifountain January 12, 2025
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Carl

A llama that kills people and eats hands.
Carl! There is a dead human in our house!
by TubaMaverick April 20, 2022
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Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.
"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."
by Read it! July 11, 2025
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