captain crook

A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey

"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?

by Morty Rosenberg July 6, 2008

Captain Fingers

A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.

Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.

Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?

Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.

by MrPants September 5, 2012

Captain Munch

leader of the Seamen of the South- notorious for navigating the ship and for giving orders. Likes to get caught in traffic
AKA the Captain

hey wheres Captain Munch?
hes takin a shit man

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

Captain Cleanoff

An amazing grindcore band from Australia.

Captain Cleanoff kicks fucking ass.

by Tanner West May 8, 2008

Captain Crunch

When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.

by harry balzcak September 9, 2009

Captain Marvel

most powerful avenger.

wanda: is that captain marvel?
thor: yeah she powerful as fuck

by natsdanvers January 9, 2022

captain fantastic

Superhero with the fantastic power of arrogance.

Captain Fantastic had an epic battle with King Ramas.

by timmy January 22, 2004