Hippie Boomer

A baby boomer who was raised by hippies who therefore has "hippie" tendencies.

After a hard days work my hippie boomer mom will find the best bud around town and roll me a blunt.

by BusyRebeccaSmith August 15, 2021

Boomer

A person too old to properly use technology

That boomer had his webcam pointed at the ceiling during our virtual meeting last week.

by KvV66 September 1, 2022

Boomer

A rad person that everyone thinks is cool. Typically an older person or parent.

Bro that mom over there she’s a total boomer

by Preppy white kid December 16, 2019

boomer coma

When you come home from work or after any strenuous activity and begin to doze off in your chair. The word comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boy with a beer in hand (boomer coma does not have to do with alcohol).

"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"

by macklemurr September 2, 2023

Boomer Zoomer

Tall person, Age like a zoomer but talks like a boomer. Makes cultural references to boomer things as a boomer, spits fire at zoomers and millennial's but yet they are a zoomer. An overall not very pog human

Boomer Zoomer! "Pepe LAUGH"

by Boomer zoomer October 21, 2020

Boomer

A type of person with as much mental capacity as a transgender gopher with syphilis. They are as useful as giving your foreskin to a lizard as a hat.

Roses are Red
Harambe's in heaven
Ok Boomer stick a school bus up your urethra.

by LilHIV+ November 12, 2019

Technological Boomer

A technological boomer is someone who rejects any type of proprietary software/device and has the purpose of “tracking” you. Their argument is that newer technology, especially software and Google/Apple (which are the main distributors) devices are made with the purpose of not only bloating your device with all sorts of useless features what you will not use, but also track every step you take. A technological boomer, in this case, would become an advocate for the use of non-proprietary/free and specially open source programs. They will always say that it is totally possible to use FOSS only and be able to ditch all the corporation crap. With this in mind, you will become more free, private and safer. These “evil corporations” will no longer be able to see the shady/explicit content on the websites you visit.

They also say that smartphones are evil (because they are controlled by these big corps.) and people should take a step back and return to the old days when we only had cellphones with no GPS/internet capability and stop with the use of social media because they make you addictive to them and actually get a proper life by raising up your arse and going outside and meet people in real life rather than giving all your data to a company that could use it against you if they wanted to.

Have you seen that Luke Smith guy on YouTube? Man, he is definitely a technological boomer! He is always saying we should stop using proprietary stuff and that these big tech companies are selling our data to advertisers.

by Matthew The Boomer June 24, 2020