baby's handbag

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.

Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.

by foxyleelou November 27, 2013

Baby neck

The condition associated with the inability to hold your head up during an extreme level of highness. Leaning back on a couch typically resolves the problem.

Me: That couch looks hella comfy dude.
Graham: For sure dude, I got the worst baby neck right now.

by MarkyMarkWahlberg January 30, 2010

Cement Baby

A term used to describe the first born child of a divorced man and/or woman who remarries. Typically when the new couple comes together they already have children from a previous relationship. Together the new couple will have at least one biological child of their own in order to "cement" the relationship together in an attempt to make them feel more like a legitimate family.

"Great... Mom just married some old guy who already has 5 kids of his own. Well any attention that should have been paid to us kids is now going to go to their cement baby instead. Back burner and emotional scaring... here we come."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009

mind baby

When and individual experiences a true epiphany, if you concentrate really hard, you're third eye might open and leak out.

Person 1:HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A MIND BABY!

Person 2 involved in conversation: Uhh....

Person 1: An epiphany... sorry... now, about the that...

Person 2: Dude, you really need to stop believing in you're old conspiracies.

by Rambling00000Rose October 18, 2009

baby belly

A not so euphemistic name for the baby bump. I saw one lady with her belly sticking out like a bar fly. That was my inspiration,

Look at her baby belly! She must be expecting a litter.

by The Fly On The Wall April 28, 2013

baby door

slang for vagina.

"he totes slammed my baby door!"

"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"

by gurlilla December 31, 2013

Baby Lunch

When you have your penis sucked so hard, that the sperm is sucked out before you orgasm.

"Dude, she baby lunched my penis, it was like getting blown by a shop vac"

by BABYLUNCH ALLSTAR May 15, 2010