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Baby Lunch

When you have your penis sucked so hard, that the sperm is sucked out before you orgasm.
"Dude, she baby lunched my penis, it was like getting blown by a shop vac"
by BABYLUNCH ALLSTAR May 15, 2010
mugGet the Baby Lunchmug.

Cement Baby

A term used to describe the first born child of a divorced man and/or woman who remarries. Typically when the new couple comes together they already have children from a previous relationship. Together the new couple will have at least one biological child of their own in order to "cement" the relationship together in an attempt to make them feel more like a legitimate family.
"Great... Mom just married some old guy who already has 5 kids of his own. Well any attention that should have been paid to us kids is now going to go to their cement baby instead. Back burner and emotional scaring... here we come."
by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009
mugGet the Cement Babymug.

King Baby

Someone with King Baby Syndrome thinks of themselves as the center of the universe. They are “kings” in the sense that they are narcissistic and boss others around.

They are also “babies” in the sense that they long for immediate gratification. An infant or toddler can expect others to meet their needs quickly. A baby expects instant gratification.

If a man or woman has “King Baby” or “Queen Baby” syndrome, then they see others the way a toddler sees their parents.

It is what they want that matters, and they expect their wants to be taken care of right away without effort.
"She married a real King Baby and now she's about to have her own child."
by countrywesternboots March 31, 2023
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Baby neck

The condition associated with the inability to hold your head up during an extreme level of highness. Leaning back on a couch typically resolves the problem.
Me: That couch looks hella comfy dude.
Graham: For sure dude, I got the worst baby neck right now.
by MarkyMarkWahlberg January 30, 2010
mugGet the Baby neckmug.

baby door

"he totes slammed my baby door!"

"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"
by gurlilla December 31, 2013
mugGet the baby doormug.

baby's handbag

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.
Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.
by foxyleelou November 27, 2013
mugGet the baby's handbagmug.

Chicken Baby

A new type of creature created using science when a chicken egg is about to hatch pouring a mixture of liquid with a human's DNA creates something beautiful. with the head of a kid and the body of a chick the longer you look at it the more natural it looks.
by ChickenBabyYT October 22, 2017
mugGet the Chicken Babymug.

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