Andres

Andres is short dude
He’s a very nice kid
He has this girl who has liked him since elementary school but it’s too awkward

They used to be best friends but middle school messed it fucking bitches I swear

The elementary teacher was the plugggg and always sat them together

Andres most likely has friends that are annoying but he never admits it so he just a chill nice guy

UwU it’s andres fucking cute shit

by Skrtskrrnuuget June 20, 2019

Andre

The most handsome and charming of Men. Honorable and well respected by all who know them. They are adventurous in nature and social. Often you will find them surrounded by women as they give off an irresistible allure that peaks their curiosity. If you come across an Andre you would know just by their presence. Some say they are the only true Men left in today's society.

Freind 1: I met the love of my life this week
Freind 2: let me guess his name is Andre

by Autoholic November 22, 2021

Andres

Andres is a gorgeous boy, hes bisexual with a preference for men, with long black hair and olive skin. Hes a bit of a nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres and he hates them back, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick 00s rnb inspired tunes thatl make him a famous popstar in a few years, and he can also sing. He is a bit freaky and horny sometimes (everybody thinks hes hypersexual cuz of his adhd, but he declines to comment) but tries really hard not to be, and his depresion, anxiety, Aspergers syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. He sometimes does the trex arm thing that autistic people do, and hes actually kinda shy and quiet mot. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli, Kesha, Britney, Dulapeep, Gaga (especially Gaga), Ariana Grenad, Beyonce, Miley, Tate, Chappel, Sabrina, Carly Rae, Billie Eilish, Xina, Rihanna, Cupcakke, etc, but also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz hes amazing like that. He hates heterosexual male things. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles. He has yt channel where he uploads cover songs, but he never tells anyone the name of it. He also crushes on every other person in school, so you DEFINITELY have a chance with him.

If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz hes gonna disappear if you dont.

Andres is a power bottom.

Illias: Omg have u seen that hottie Andres from German class??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him
Aden: hell yeah!!!!!

by Hell Cove Public School MGMT April 6, 2025

andre

he is the type of person who makes even the smallest moments feel like poetry. he has an irresistible charm, a smile that could fight against the sun's beam, and a way of seeing the world that makes you believe in something that seemed impossible. he is telesa's boyfriend and husband forever and ever

andre looks so cute on every little thing he does, i hope he realizes that.

by chalap January 27, 2025

Andres

Blond, adorable, and super funny Andres is the guy who is serious and there when you need him, but funny and wild when everything's good. Also the best. friend. EVER.

Boy 1: I never noticed that guy Andres before.
Girl 1: What?! He's only the funniest, best guy ever!

by bec.spam.acc March 17, 2018

Andres

Andres is that guy who seems almost too chill. He's got great taste in music and is always at a concert. His friends all look like they're too cool for you, but Andres is just the right amount of cool and really nice. Not to be confused with Andre or Andrej, those guys eat orange peels.

Guy 1: Hey who's that guy over there with the earbuds and the sick moves?
Guy 2: That's an Andres, my dude.

by sn00tb00t November 12, 2017

Andres

Licensed Insurance agent for GMHC who surfs "internet famous" Instagram models instead of working .

Andres just hearted Cardi B's new video .

by illuminati reject July 22, 2020