German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

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wow trash

when you're not surprised by how much something sucks

Maddy: Are you coming to the bar with us?
Me: No, I'm napping
Maddy: Wow trash

by wowtrash June 01, 2017

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wow weezer

To be surprised. In shock. (In a polish way)

Gram walks into a party and says Wow Weezer!

by Auntie Gram January 07, 2024

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Bow Wow!

he is the man, the myth, the magical master. he is a legendary musician that basically everyone knows for making many of the most :fire: songs such as "yogurt apples" and "nasty ass nutella sandwich off the floor or smth that i paid for a dollar".

eminem has nothing on bow wow!
woahhhhhh !! isnt that the guy that made yogurt apples?

by sSosSa November 23, 2021

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