maria das

The definition of an all rounder physics teacher. God tier explanations, S tier notes and a much better hairline. You will never find a better man than him to teach you physics. Dont be late to class though or youll get your ass whooped. He the goat. He is him. He is. Maria Das .

guy: Yo bro im failing physics
guy2: Nah just join maria das sirs tution

by Averagescienceenjoyer December 8, 2023

Maria Card

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.

Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card

by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022

Antwon and Maria

THE BEST COUPLE!!!!

Hey man Antwon and Maria are the best couple

by ThaBiggest November 20, 2023

maria

maria is a nice lady she might be a teacher just like Miss Bee and Maria is going to be an awesome friend and she's going to be very kind and if you mess with her she going to punch you in the face

"hey maria you ugly " WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU CRACKHEAD!!!!!!!" *maria punches that person*"WHO IS UGLY NOW SUCKER"

by peanut butter pizza November 13, 2019

Luiza and Maria

They are soulmates, there's no way to explain it, they are simply made to be.

Bestfriends for life and that's a fact, always have each others back and would kill to protect them and even hide a body.

They are the first soulmates in the world, also the first ones to ever prove that you don't need romance to have a soulmate.

"Oh! Look is them again, Luiza and Maria, always together."

by Only a truth holder November 29, 2023

maria uvalle

little titties

omg she has maria uvalle

by you can’t suck your dads tits October 5, 2020

Maria

Maria is an intense bitch, she's bigfoot and a lesbian. She's funny and kind when she wants to be, but she's also nasty. She loves tangerines and wearing grandpa's shirt and hats in winter.

That girl looks like Maria (intense lesbian).

She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)

by brocoli66 November 22, 2021