pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 02, 2021

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pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 21, 2024

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Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special

The act of growing a pair of breasts and spontaneously firing pineapple juice everywhere, usually as a result of intense excitement or pleasure.

The growth of the breasts only occurs if the subject is male or a female with undeveloped breasts.

Occurs most commonly after eating a pineapple whole on a Sunday, hence the name.

Guy 1: "Ayy man, my girlfriend had a total Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special last night in bed. Tasted absolutely delicious."

Guy 2: "Man, that happened to me once, and the boobs haven't gone away yet."

by iLolbit February 19, 2017

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pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 08, 2021

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