Baby-hung

When a person's penis is large compared to those on babies.

"You see Johnnie's cock? Dude's baby-hung for sure. No other baby's cock could compare."

by Ueberyak November 23, 2022

New World, Same Baby

Some things never change

-"Man this covid stuff is really doing a number on me."

-"Yeah man, new world, same baby"

by Da Same Baby January 1, 2022

Nepo Babies

What happened to the best person for the job? It should be the best person most competent person for the job. Is a thing you have said repeatedly. You don't actually care about meritocracy. YOU want preserve your ability to horde opportunities for yourself, your cronies, and your kids. AT THE COST OF EVERYONE ELSE.

Hym "If you don't have a problem with Nepo babies you don't actually have a problem with DEI."

by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

Anal Baby

When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.

"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"

by Stretfordian February 23, 2021

Baby Mama

White ladies named Jennah who get knocked up and expect a wedding and family then get progressively crazy when they realize that’s not what’s happening so they continue to make your life miserable and stressful until you either give up and marry her or you just become miserable and stressed as intended or both

When your baby mama finally moves on and finds a boyfriend but now she’s being shady and causing baby mama drama on Easter.

by @dont@me@ April 13, 2020

bongwater baby

A baby conceived while the parents were excessively toked through use of a binger.

Damnn dras... that right there is the work of a bongwater baby.
or in real-time..
Don't throw the baby out with the bong water.

by rux September 11, 2014

baby j

A mini joint

Let’s step outside and smoke a baby j.

by anonymous June 26, 2022