aplesca loves balls

sexy gc

“bro i wish i was in aplesca loves balls”
“hahaha i heard it’s the best gc ever”

by aplesca June 23, 2022

Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.

So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.

by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023

Ball tugging

Getting screwed over to the point where your nuts are in agony

Nich: yo I was so pumped to get these junior chickens from dons but it closes at 12

Gerb: I’m not surprised though, this whole night has been ball tugging to the max

by Toothlessfromhttyd February 24, 2022

8-Ball-Gang

A gang filled with mentally unstable kids. (Noun)

"You're in the 8-Ball-Gang? You must be fucking braindead!"

by SaitoTW January 12, 2021

blue balls

blue balls doesn't like asma :/

blue balls : asma dont read smut it fucks up with ur brain now u read brb as boob

by anonymouspersonlol128278 October 19, 2021

Ball ball ball Lin Lin

A term used by numerous individuals in a conversation. This phrase is typically used to agree with someone.

Person 1: "This pool is very nice."
Person 2: "Ball ball ball lin lin."
Person 3: "Ball ball ball lin lin."

by mericafryingpan September 23, 2023

ricotta balls

Balls that are covered in chunky white discharge from an STD.

Cindy gave me the clap. The antibiotics haven't kicked in yet, I've got some chunky ricotta balls now.

by thomatime November 3, 2017