jamming on face

To jam, or to jamalam. Relieving your self on a girls face e.g cumming in the eye or mouth.

Jamming on face

'Josh says to Gemma, Gemma get on your knees bitch i'm gonna jam on your face, yeh that's wot i fout bitch.'

'Yesterday i was like jamming on her face and now she ait my ting'.

by cat22546387 January 7, 2011

Fiery Face Fuck

When you fill a water gun with high-proof alcohol like vodka and give girls shots , the alcohol eventually gets all over their face. you then take a lighter and light the alcohol on her face. Then you jack off and nut on her face to put the flame out.

I hit that blonde bitch with the fiery face fuck and now she won't talk to me anymore!

by T_boone November 3, 2015

FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLE

FUN WITH GUS.

FOR some reasons FACEB00K is 0FF where ALPHABET G00GLE WINS.

JAC = JARED ANDREW COHEN ...AIW"A" = ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WATS0N A LIEN = AAR0N PECKHAM ( DATABASE GAME CHANGER)

NEW 0NE LETTER WISE AS ISOLATION BUTT SEXUAL TEASE.

NO MATTER how clean FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET makes itsElVE'S both their minopolizations can never get rid of that SMELLY FOOTHEADERS MUSH ROOM(CO WORKERS SLAVE DRIVING ONFICE) FUNGUS STINK especially that ALL NIGHT CHINESE SHUSHU wearing ZZZZZZ!!!!!! OF YOUTUBE...YEWTUBE...UUTUBE....UTUBE. CHINI...NEW BIRTH +ADD W0RDS.

WHEN ANAL ALAN (JAC how am I doing ? "EXCELLENT" ,went into that CARPET STORE SHAW'S INDUSTRIES DISTRIBUTER (A UNIT OF BERKSHIRE ( DING DING) , has NO CARPET UNDER as HIS TOILET SITTING the"PRIVY seen" the SHOWROOM of how "FEMALE HE felt his DICK AND BALLS up , no ERECTIION to show and for that it was an AUTOMATIC FORFEIT of SUMPTUOUS SIGN including everything about his ID and such a NICE (JEWISH FAGG0T'S SHITEATER PED0PHILE he gets that all important FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLE TRANSF0TMATI0N.

For purposes of celebrating the MARKETING of ALPHABET GOOGLE by META as "YEP" , "YOU ARE RIGHT MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG , as " don't DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK , AS SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI , has that WORLD PEACE EEE NOBLE PRIZE TO WIN " OMNISCIENT CHANNELS" important UTILIZER AND EXORCISER in your "META FACE".

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ , D0NUT, CARDID, BUNS, PLANKS, JERKING 0FF, JUMPING JACKS, NO EXCUSES, SNUG, QURDS, , EXHAUSTION, THE "ROCK", WAITS, STEAM ROOM, ZZZ, FLEXIBLE, LEG LIFTS, MEMBERSHIP FEE, UPWARD STRETCH, SANDWICH, THAT GUY, WORKING OUT, YOYO DIETING, ABS, KEGELS,= FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET = ELDER ABUSE "NUT HOUSE"AND OR "PRISON. ,(AS GETTING THROWN UNDER THE BUS)...

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 2, 2022

Smash face

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025

double faced entendre

somebody who has two personalities

You're bad babe, you double faced entendre- Oliver Tree

by mightknight June 29, 2021

cartoon face

A person who has the facial structure, hair style, and features heavily resembling a cartoon character.

Joe: Hey do you know Mitt Romney?
Shmoe: Ya, he's that guy with with cartoon face.
Joe: True.

by db1000000 September 21, 2023

Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog,

Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog,

Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog,

by luis artiga December 6, 2022