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National Head Day

National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.
Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)
by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023
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Pot head

Teacher; weed is bad don’t be a pot head!
Caleb; takes a hit of weed what did you say?
by Patrick the yeeter November 11, 2019
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Bean head

When some one has a strange bean shaped head you call them a bean head
ha look at luca he is such a bean head
by hahahauashhcwesfhowqh[grq[hg3 December 23, 2017
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heads and tails

Sexual position involving male female male

Female lays on her back while giving one male head and is being fucked by the male on the opposite end
Jane is enjoying her heads and tails experience
by BadCat52 August 16, 2021
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mysteries make my head hurt

Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head

Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head
by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025
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