gay

To put forth work that is not one's own as one's own in an attempt to achieve undeserved status.

"We choose to plagiarize not because it is easy but because I am lazy"
- Gay, Harvard ex-president

"Look at me. I am the president now."
- Gay, Harvard ex-president

by larry sommers February 13, 2024

Gay White Shark

This is a sub-type of male homosexual who is large, very pale, shaved, loves to bite, and enjoys sexual water sports.

Wyatt: "Hey, I heard that you've landed yourself the big one Stuart! You lucky bitch!"
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."

by von groovy June 21, 2024

Day of the Gay

Another way to say October 20th, since only gay things happen on this day.

"Hey man, did you know it's the Day of the Gay today?"
"Damn, man. That's crazy"
"I've been gayed by this"

by Hitlerious October 20, 2021

Gay

The term "Gay" was originally founded when William Shakespeare came across "Jack Crofts".

Jack Croft's is Gay

by JackCisGay May 20, 2020

u got mega gay

basically when your gay times even more gay

person 1: oh dude look at that guy he is cool.
person 2: yea but he has u got mega gay.

by Bobinator41 April 4, 2019

Gay

1. Simple: The love a man feels for another. Almost nothing can stop the rainbow.

2. Often used as an insult.
3. In very rare instances, gay means happy, but that probably only occurs in children things.

1. Evan: But not because we're gay!
Connor: No, not because we're gay!
E&C: We're really close, but not that way!
The only man that I love is my dad.
Well anyway!

2. Jeremy: Who cares if people think I'm lame.
Christine signed I'll do the same.
I grab the pen, I write my name.
Rich: Gaay!
(Everyone laughs.)
Chloe: I like gay people.

3. Thomas: I am very gay today.
M.D.: B-But you're straight--
Thomas: The author commands I am very gay today.

by that one theatre kid November 8, 2020

Gay

Bradley

Bradley is gay

by DrDesrespect January 2, 2020