dirty daku

That action of having such a massive penis that it drags on the floor and gives you rug burn

Damn my morning wood was a dirty daku today

by Definitely.not.daku September 1, 2021

dirty priscilla

a dirty priscilla is when you take psychedelics up the ass

i have a massive headache cuh, i did a dirty priscilla

by 0ats March 25, 2022

Dirty Khiami

The Dirty Khiami is an intricate sex move only allowed to be performed annually. Starting from 4/20 at 4:20pm, this ritual can be done for the next 10 minutes. First, you must superglue yourself to the back of the car, bare ass naked. Everyone will be in shock and open their mouth in awe, this will only happen if you do it properly, If you get public nudity charges then you must go and do the ritual of the cummenwealth to cleanse yourself and re-do the ritual. The cummenweath consists of being baptised in semen whist reading the bible and being shouted at by Snow Brown and the 7 dirty pakis. Once the penis is fit inside of the mouth, you will instantly contract HIV. The only way to prevent death is to do this ritual every year. When you reach a suitable location, a wise old man will meet you and warn you about the seven sexy sins. He will escort you to a warehouse, in this warehouse you will meet a woman bounded by handcuffs on a roof and they will be hanging off in a diamond shape. This next step can only be performed by a Khiami or Leach. You must now get crucified and ejaculate through the woman’s legs into her mouth, giving her the HIV you contracted earlier. If you land the shot the audience will give you a standing ovation and the woman will spit it out of her mouth into her bellybutton. If you fail to complete the ritual in the given 10 minutes, you will be castrates as this is the punishment. This is classed as a war crime.

I did the dirty khiami on that bitch, she never saw it coming

by DirtyKeanan December 1, 2020

Dirty Biana

This is performed by a girl who is most likely very innocent-looking and often shy, but when it comes to sex likes surprise you with two greasy bananas up in the rear end.

It was going well, then she pulled a dirty biana on me and I couldn't sit for a week.

by Mr jIMMY December 10, 2018

Dirty lazy

Someone who has sex with fruits on a regular basis. Mainly with the chinese gooseberry.

Did you hear that this person does dirty lazy on a regular basis as they cannot be bothered to be in an actual relationship

by Bigpotato134 June 26, 2021

Dirty bubba

When your cousin sits on your face and jerks you off until you climax and yell “WOO PIG SOOIE” into her butthole.

“My favorite family reunion memory was when we were watching the Razorbacks game and Daisy May gave me a dirty bubba!”

by YeeYee67 August 31, 2022

Dirty Stig

Someone who likes to try every dirty kink in existence but you really have to make that person horny to make the person 'productive' while doing alot of kinky things.

Did you know that Dirty Stig guy was still a virgin a month ago?

by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023