Shit-Weasels

a Shit Weasel is a thing encubated
in someones stomach and the person
will suffer or (accuire the power of)
really smelly farts and a bleeding anus
the farts smell of ether and bananas
i have no idea why...
also known as Byrums

oh man what the hell died in your ass?
"nothing i just have a Shit-Weasel"

by Takato-Defuniak August 13, 2003

chicken shit

cool like in a really random spaz way

fuck that was like chicken shit

by Aii December 7, 2007

smooth shit

to make a smooth transition

This light saber is the coolest. When I wanna be a bad guy I use the blue light and when I wanna be a good guy I just smooth shit to red.

by so micro January 14, 2006

shits and giggles

The act of defecating that brings pleasure to the actor so that he or she laughs.

Tommy: Do you know what Barry does when he's teabagging his girl?
Larry: He shits and giggles doesn't he?

by geurreiro May 15, 2007

Shit Broad

The most disgusting, ugliest, shittest, worthless broad you will ever come across. Scum of the earth broad. Just a waste of time.

Jordan: AH! Look at that broad! I'm gonna wheel her
Daniel: ARE YOU JOKING!! She has the face of ashit broad! BECASUE SHE IS ONE, BWAHAHAH
Jordan: Oh. True!! What a shit broad!

by Sh00tz September 15, 2009

Bu-shit

Bullshit caused by George W. Bush. There.

"Dude, Bush really mishandled Hurricane Katrina."
"Dude, I know. It's total Bu-shit."

by Gore could have won you know.. April 20, 2010

Shitting streak

How many days you can go without going #2

Claud won the shitting streak tittle with 2 weeks.

by aoverloded May 25, 2009