Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.

TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)

by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019

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Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

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Ghost Cocking

A slight shiver in your dick after getting head and cumming.

Well shiver me dicks, after I got head I was startled by a ghost cocking.

by Nichelle molet September 17, 2019

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Cock over-estimator

Someone with a major superiority complex,most of the time thinking they have a massive penis

Man 1: I am the greatest butt snorkeler to ever live

Man 2: You sound like cock over-estimator, my friend

by Wilson-Toner September 20, 2019

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Brandon Hancock cock

The biggest thing since sliced bread

He has a Brandon Hancock cock.

by Brandon hancock September 23, 2019

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Cock Walk

When one grabs own crotch while walking. Often used as a power move. Commonly performed in a place of business or to confront someone to show one means business.

Stay out of that guy’s way.. he’s Cock Walking.

by UrbanCockWalker September 23, 2019

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