Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.

Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!

by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

hedge wizard

Conner Hyatt

Conner is a hedge wizard

by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018

Wizard

a person who unsuccessfully attempts sexual assault with their fingers.
MUST have a side part and glasses (bonus points for being chubby)

“watch out its wizard!!” jack says, terrified
“IM CLENCHING MY CHEEKS” dylan shudders as the wizard walks past

by jssomeone April 1, 2025

purpl shadow wizard

the purpl shadow wizard is the strongest shadow wizard out of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang (SWMG) he loves spells.

I love purpl shadow wizard

by purple shadow wizard June 11, 2023

Mouth wizard

When a nerd—not gender specific—goes down on you and it’s awesome after playing dungeons and dragons.

When a person is very good at using his or her mouth while speaking a wizard language

A person who can handle wizard sleeves like a champ

All the ladies call me a recreational mouth wizard

She called me a mouth wizard for handling her wizard sleeves

by UDcuzn May 12, 2018

wizard of oz

A film that’s not so innocent once u know about what happened on set during production.

Fake snow made from asbestos, costumes that caused health problems in the actors who wore them, abuse of the actors and unsafe conditions on set, the wizard of oz has a much darker side. Don’t look it up if ur easily triggered or offended.

by why are russian girls so cute August 14, 2025

Wizard

A Wizard is a pioneer programmer and engineer. They develop the tools and scripts that low order hackers and engineers use without understanding. Their creations can only be understood as magic.

A Wizard developed the Windows kernel. A wizard created the metaploit framework.

by AmericanEducation April 27, 2021