Watches of the night

the hours of night, portrayed as a time when one cannot sleep.

"the long, silent watches of the night"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

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I know I'm being watched

You're being an unhelpful idiot to counteract me being a hyperhelpful genius Arjun.

Hym "I know I'm being watched you fucking idiot that is literally my entire thing and you are being deliberately unhelpful to piss me off being you want me to murder children so you can escape your own culpability in the lead up to the child murder. Definitely something I would murder a family over."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

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Bulge watching

The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.

“Nah I know your ass ain’t bulge watching right now”

by Ben_420 March 31, 2024

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Green Watch

The most elite unit of Firefighters. Green watch take the high standards of Fire & Rescue and push them further, taking pride in being able to solve any problem that comes their way. Some say they are forged in the flames by the gods of old. All we know for sure is they make the world a safer place.

All while keeping the station running.

Do you think Yellow watch will have cleaned the truck?

Ha! You’ve got more chance of hell freezing over

Hell will never freeze, but I bet GREEN WATCH could put it out!

I don’t doubt that from what they’ve done

so far...

by Oxford Offissial August 14, 2020

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hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.

Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.

by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013

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