Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.
by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024
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by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024
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Mom: "OMG! Stay away, it's a Tommy."
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
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G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
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G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy
by urmomisinmybedqueenbarb January 18, 2024
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Person: what was the name of that Star Wars character?
Person 2: ask Tommy.
Person: he’s gaming, I won’t interrupt him.
Person 2: ask Tommy.
Person: he’s gaming, I won’t interrupt him.
by Darth Maul Drip April 11, 2023
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