You think you the shit

if someone says this to you, they think you have a big ego. Like how Ice spice used it in her song 'Think U The Shit (Fart).'

Billy Billy Bob Joe: Wtf man, you tryna come up in my house and fuck around? You think you the shit.

Timmy: Cry about it lil ni-

by king himothy June 4, 2024

think for yourself

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

tak-think

Dumb, not using ones head.

Johnny, you failed your maths, why are you soo tak-think.

by LimA5 May 15, 2022

you think you're in an edit

This means that the person who said it to you sees you in an attractive manner which is kinda like a velocity edit.

Akira is FaceTiming her crush and her crush starts stretching and Akira notices her crushes shirt lifting up.

"You think you're in an edit." Akira remarks
"Wtf does that mean." her crush responds.

by Weird.com/9/11 March 9, 2024

think of me thursday

Every Thursday, a certain man is infected by supernatural forces that cause him to think of Melody. Scientists have yet to develop a theory on the causes and effects of this phenomenon.

“Hey, I was wondering why I can’t get you out of my head. Then I remembered, it’s think of me Thursday!!!

by Thisnameisprobablynotavailable August 16, 2023

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

We'll think about it

Parents' other way of saying no

Me: "can i get a new PS4 controller. Mine broke yesterday "
Parents: "We'll think about it "
*one week later*
Me:"so,have you thought about it?"
Parents:"what are you talking about?"
Me:"The replacement controller for my PS4"
Parents:"oh that. We said no last time"
Me:"you said...NVM"

by Yolo_bruh_Just_yolo June 1, 2017