mask entertainment

Wanting attention in a provocative nonchalant way but avoiding accountability and intention for inducing such entertainment.

Husband: (Shares shirtless pic on fb)

Wife: “Why you be doing the most? Showing your body for attention is a turn off.”

Husband: “I’m not doing it for attention.”

Wife: “Then why you post this stuff publicly for?”

Husband: (Deflects Answering) “Who you shaking ass on the gram for? Yourself? Whole world seen your ass now. Your likes and DMs are blowing up too.”

Wife: (Deflects Answering) “It’s not like I’m entertaining them.”

Husband’s and Wife’s Conscious: “Deny Deny Deny.”

-Mask entertainment

by Dr. Zo October 31, 2021

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Masked Everplague

Goofy ass hobo, that plays too much valorant and loves minors actually a geek; man grinds anime like it's eating breakfast every morning. Goofy kid.

Oh look it's Masked Everplague again, getting carried by some 12 year old, interesting...

by tenz loves plague August 23, 2022

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Incomplete Fragrance Masking

Incomplete fragrance masking (IFM): The failed attempt at using a perceived better smelling fragrance to hide a less desirable odor.

For example, the girl sitting next to me in the computer lab used a bean burrito to hide the pungent smell of her perfume. I think that was her intent anyway. You just can't tell with Incomplete Fragrance Masking.

by Beefychunks November 6, 2009

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Rear Masking

The same as Masking but it involves placing the entire man package, thats balls and all, in someones ass during intercourse. This way its a sport two men can enjoy as well as heterosexual couples.

Keith: Are you alright Trev? You're walking like you've had an accident.

Trev: Na man last night me and my lady tried a bit of Rear Masking and that shit aint no picnic on your ballsack.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

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