I don't have control over any of that, bitch. I can't even get people to acknowledge that it's happening. If it takes putting other people's lifes at risk for you to give a shit then you aren't really giving me a choice, are you?
Hym "Seriously. How fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand that if YOU are justified in NOT GIVING A SHIT about the content or quality of MY life; I can ALSO justify NOT GIVING A SHIT about OTHER PEOPLE'S lives. I don't control any of this. I STILL don't even know how you're seeing any of this. If it takes for other people to assume the same risk I'm expected to assume for this to be remediated; then it is what it is. I'm not letting it go. I'm as patient as it gets. YOU could mitigate the risk immediately. YOU PERSONALLY could fix the problem you're bitching about. You could leave me a message in clip form and the algorithm would pick it up. You could lambast me in person today if you wanted to. You wouldn't entirely resolve the potentially harmful situation TODAY. But you don't actually care about the potential for harm. If it isn't someone you can wield against your political opponents you don't give a shit. THAT'S WHY I'M STILL HERE. Neither side can use me against the others and my purported beliefs are too incoherent for you to nail down. I'm in the blindspot between opposing forces so neither of you dare get involved for fear of getting stuck with me. You're cowards. You don't care if that anyone actually gets hurt. You'd RATHER they did. That would make it easy for you because then you wouldn't have to think about it."
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We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.
by Goodmalood December 11, 2008
Get the mirth control mug.This is when you are in the sexual intercourse and the male figure takes his controller and proceeds to use it as a dildo for both partners. After sex, he uses the same controller to play Minecraft for one hour before sucking on it again.
by Meduimbigmkl September 20, 2021
Get the Dirty controller mug.Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.
Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."
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That guy is surely a controller's controller... He told the board about an accounting error made back in 2015 during the 2020 board meeting. He also is known to triple check his grocery receipt and cannot go one mile over 3,000 without an oil change. That guy is a controller's controller!
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