Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.

This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!

by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014

slug slapping

When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.

At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.

by Lane Briggs April 8, 2013

hitler slap

A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.

Wow! I cant believe Andrew would try to hitler slap his own mother!

by NiggaQuotesNigga April 17, 2015

Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.

Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.

by RhysMac March 11, 2012

net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing

p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap

by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011

unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting

I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson

by MIKEY TYRONE December 17, 2013

quick slap

A type of slap that is achieved by holding your non-dominant hand near an object, usually a person, and quickly moving your dominant hand between the object/person and your non-dominant hand. This creates a quick and repetitive slapping noise. The faster the better.

"Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty hyper. I'm going to quick slap John to release some energy. It sounds funny too."

by EpicMustardSeed June 12, 2014