Jamie Olivering

An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.

I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?

Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen.

MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!

by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013

my oliver

oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.

Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”

by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023

oliver

yes me my name is oliver i am hot as fuck

oliver is so fineee

by hdfhfdhj March 7, 2023

Olive garden orgy

A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses

I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

oliver ong

A gay man who likes to play clash Royale but sucks

who is the most gay person in the school
oliver ong

by egiantspammer July 29, 2022

Oliver

A MAN WORTH YOUR TIME IF YOU MEET AN OLIVER YOU ARE IN LUCK GET HIM TO FALL FOR YOU AND YOU'LL BE THE HAPPIEST MAN OR WOMAN he is funny, smart and knows how to have a good time He is also very sexy he cares for you like there's no tomr and always keeps busy for you SO IF YOU EVER MEET AN OLIVER KEEP HIM (he also has a big dick ;)

"OMG GIRLS, I MET AN OLIVER!"

"LUCKY! I'M STILL WAITING FOR MINE."

by elf council November 21, 2021

oliver

a man with an extremely large penis

good god oliver has a huge cock

by anonymous April 17, 2022