Pork Nuts

After a long day of work you go home and take a shit. While shiting you can smell your balls over your Shit.

Damn, i got pork nuts today.

by Colo October 17, 2008

Nut Sucker

Someone who sucks nuts

Jason is a nut sucker

by DJHomeboi January 26, 2015

Nut rag

A wipes used after masturbating to clean up ur dick

When ur glass of water tastes salty and u see ur mom drying dishes with ur nut rag
You: pfffff wtf

by 3zzo July 14, 2018

dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 25, 2008

Reverse Nut

A monumentally malicious that causes male genitalia of all witnesses to immediately suction.

**Yogg-saron pyroblasts your own hero 3 times**
"I think I just reverse nutted"

by The Corner Curator August 21, 2017

Voltron of Nut

One who receives copious amounts of human sexual goo from a wide variety of well endowed suitors.

She/He is the Voltron of Nut.

by smokedcorndog September 23, 2019

Nut Salad

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.

“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”

by RickAndMorty69 January 17, 2019