wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.

I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.

by Garr Fizlock March 4, 2009

Keg Monkeys

A large group of huge black guys, uninvited to your party, who rush for the keg, hog it, and finish it off in record time.

Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!

Michael: "WOW, who the FUCK invited those keg monkeys!?"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"

by angryhousepartyhost November 9, 2009

spasticated monkey

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

Rug Monkey

term for children, specifically one that's just been born.

Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.

by thedeciver January 11, 2009

cock monkey

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.

Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;

by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005

Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

by JC Meister July 5, 2004

Monkey Island

Silly point-and-click fun at its finest.

"Look behind you! A three headed monkey! ... island."

by Spacecow March 16, 2003