Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

Coon tunes

Your local hood music where u may find the one and only Kodak black or lil baby on your play list

Johnny played his coon tunes in class and was told to to get some K love in his life

by The.real.tea April 29, 2019

Coon

ANY black person that (by their words or actions) critiques the thugs, criminals, lowlifes, scumbags or abhorrent behavior in the black community or makes these groups feel than.

Son, I sent you to college and you come back here speaking proper English and good credit. You don't want to hang out in the corner drinking all day or get into fistfights or a drive-by anymore. You are a coon.

by Toyoko Roy October 21, 2023

Coon

Definition:Sam Proctor

Sam Proctor is a coon

by Ddgyyydff do jkbcf August 7, 2021

Coon

a person who acts in a stupid manner.

absolutely goofy

Stop acting like a coon and get your homework done

by coonhasbeenusedbysomebodyelse November 25, 2021

Coon-curious

When a black man is openly curious about having relations with a white woman.

Jordyn is being coon-curious by contemplating talking to that white girl over there.

by Jarodhuggins321 March 30, 2025

dominic coon

a complete bitch who has no respect for anyone and will hurt u any chance they get most likely to suck dick and eat a guys ass out.

"did u see that dominic coon over there"
"yea man i would hate to know him"

by killer2005 October 7, 2018