Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

by Halbey June 8, 2010

get clapped

So Ugly meaning get clapped, like slapped across the face.

Girl 1: Brad is SO hot.
Girl 2: The fuck he's not!

Girl 3: YO BRAD GET CLAPPED!!!!

by BOIMARKUS May 8, 2018

ez clap no cap

When you beat someone, no questions asked.
Absolutely destroyed. Not even kidding.

Gg, ez clap no cap buddy. You've been schooled. Sit down.

by immmmage9 September 29, 2019

clap that ass up

when you beat someone in an activity (mostly used while playing uno) you clapped them up.

roger: play me again. im gonna clap that ass up
me: you got clapped 6 times in a row go put some socks on.

by yuurpdaddy October 2, 2018

one hand clapping

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012

Clap Them Cheeks

"clap them cheeks"is a phrase said by men that wanna fuck the shit or would fuck the shit out a girl

Andy: i would clap them fucking cheeks bro
Josh: same i'm gonna clap them cheeks at her party

by CobraTheAsshole7 June 16, 2019

clap my cheeks

to clap the ass cheeks or the action of anal. can be used when you fuck someone up in a video game

tyrone: oh shit he destroyed me bruh
Tyrones boy: man he clapped your cheeks nigga
tyrone: damn shit he did clap my cheeks

by 9yaboy11 January 20, 2019