Celebrity Text

When a friend or third-party takes over a text conversation for you in order to help achieve a desired outcome.

Derived from a "celebrity shot" in pong.

Mike: Dude I don't know what to text her back
Jim: Let me celebrity text for you, I know exactly what to say.

by GLethal85 December 13, 2012

Text out

To weasel out of a prior engagement by text message. Not to be confused with text message breakup.

Man, I can't bear the thought of going to dinner with Jane again, so I think I am going to text out.

by JCarver December 9, 2008

text-tease

(n.) a person who leads someone on via text message, but never follows through in person.

Guy 1: Last night I was texting that chick from the bar and she was all sorts of coming on to me, but when I met her this afternoon she acted like nothing happened.

Guy 2: What a text-tease!

by memsy December 17, 2008

ex-text

An undesirable, usually unwanted text from an ex-significant other. They usually come at inopportune times like when you are with your new significant other or when you are thinking to yourself about how annoying your ex happens to be.

"Oh my god my ex, Dustin just texted me and told me he still loved me. I hate getting ex-texts."

by throughthecurtain April 22, 2009

Fuck Text

The accidental blank and/or obscene texts sent while in the middle of some form of sexual activities

I was talking to my friend before my girlfriend came in the room and in the midst of intercourse i sent several blank texts. After the sex was over, I apologized gingerly for the fuck texts.

by EnzoC November 30, 2010

Tequila Texting

Texts sent while drinking heavily. Often to ex or desired loves. The act of texting while under the influence.

I went through my text messages from when we were getting hammered last night - I can't believe I was tequila texting your mom!

by KoolMoDug June 22, 2010

Text Silence

A prolonged period of time in which the person you are texting does not respond without giving a reason for doing so. This can occur in any type of messaging.

"So I was texting this girl last night and after i texted her asking to hang out there was like 10 minutes of text silence"

by Ron Cinnamon Jeremy November 8, 2009