Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.

1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010

pissy slow

is when someone is moving really slow and it is pissing you off

jay:come on man its time to go
ralph:hold on dude
Jay:dude come on your movin like pissy slow i got somewhere to be dammit

by ROCKstr FAMOus June 12, 2008

Slow Moe

When you bend over and let someone slowly insert their penis into your anus.

Cory bent Darin over and gave him the Slow Moe.

by JLDub November 9, 2023

slow

samantha madison argiento

sam c: yeah your slow

sam a: yeah i know

by kdbjwkdbkwjdbd July 6, 2019

slow def check

making sure your friend is alright when away throwing up

yeah I'll go check on Bobby. I'll do a slow def check after my smoke.

by neu December 9, 2003

Slow Roll

An average of 38+ km/h

Scott Henshaw got on the front of the bunch and did a "slow roll"

by Exchange August 10, 2015