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Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.
Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"
by Space Boobies April 22, 2010
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booty-slap

The mimed, or more often real, slap to the hiney of someone else during some kind of from-behind sex. Also can just be any smack to the hiney.
He mimed booty-slaps like everyone else, but he was like too nice a person to have actually done that.
by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016
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Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014
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slug slapping

When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.
At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.
by Lane Briggs April 8, 2013
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Spunk Slap

To slap someone with a handful of spunk.
You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.
by el Jaymundo July 14, 2020
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The Jman Slap

The act of one being a douche bag by slapping your or another's lower back. By far this is one of the worst pains one can experience. To execute correctly one must....

1. Sneak up on a person
2. Locate there lower back ( right above their ass crack )
3. Slap vigorously to piss off the "slap"ie
Note: most effect when aiming for the fat deposits located near the love handle area.
- Yo did you see how pissed off JJ got when I Jman slapped him?

- Yea, your a douche bag.
- The Jman slap is so sick and should be spread around so I get famous.

- That would be cool, but your still a douche bag.
by Jman5670 June 24, 2011
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Monkey Slaps

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"
by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017
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