The Skinny Dixon

A small guy who has a pencil thin dick. But a fat, beautiful body that will make any man or woman cum. But they think if your a gay, stinky, disabled, woman or Muslim then you should be given to isis

Wow he’s the skinny Dixon

by SkinnyD12345 April 21, 2019

Skinny

Horizontally gifted girls think they aren't this.

Horizontally challenged girls think they are this.

Girl 1: "Ugh, I look so fat. I need to get back on my skinny girl shit."
Girl 2: "Girl, you literally got mistaken for Kate Moss today."

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Girl 1: "Girl! Don't I just look so skinny, like, period, like summer body goals."
Girl 2: "No girl, you weigh 250lbs and your arteries are clogged."
Girl 3: "No she's just big boned."
Girl 4: "Big is beautiful. She's as beautiful as Lizzo."

by hotgirlshit777 March 5, 2025