Shrek hour

Shrek is used as a time calculator based on the duration of the first Shrek movie: 1h 35min.

John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.

by getNutellad July 4, 2019

Shrek

Demi-God Of Time And Space

Shrek Is Our Second In Command God (Sub To WIllne)

by guy who writes about people May 22, 2020

Shrek

When thouh whompst summons the almighty shrek the great swamp summons wisely

God is shrek

by Hmmmmmmm🤔 March 23, 2020

Shrek

The equivalent of God in the meme world.

If you don't like Minecraft, you are a disappointment to Shrek.

by AirborneKittens September 19, 2019

Shrek

God

I worship Shrek
I have a shrine for Shrek
My religion is Shrek
Shrek is my life

by FatAss DumbleDaddy December 14, 2019

Shrek Ears

Shrek ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands

by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020

Upside down shrek

When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears

I will take you outside luke and give you a upside down shrek

by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022