the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

religious right

The extremely ironic name for the shit-brained fascists who are fighting for control of America, and who put the Bush junta in power.

Fuckin' A Batman! Fuckin' A!

by Pace June 4, 2004

Alt-Right

Collective blanket-term for all right-winged extremists such as Neo-Nazis and White Supremacists.

There were Alt-Right protesters everywhere.

by Radical Conservative July 24, 2018

right?

Sentence ending or interjection used when trying to make a point.

Trolls are really just victims of surface dwellers' oppression, right? I mean, it's our society that forces ugliness underground.

by SNUPERDUPERBEDUPER March 1, 2011

Georgia Right Hand Turn

When a person is traveling fairly fast on an interstate, and they realized 100 feet from the off ramp that they are in the HOV lane (Farthest to the left), they make a Georgia Right Hand Turn to get off the highway in time. Many times, the enacter of the Turn is in a large vehicle, and their tires cause smoke to rise and dust as they pass over the area of the road covered with white paint dividing the off ramp from the highway.

Wife: Why did that man in that big-assed 6 wheeled truck cross in front of us, nearly taking our bumper off?

Husband: That was a Georgia Right Hand Turn, sweetheart. He was try to get to that exit we just completely passed.

by edenmanon April 11, 2009

You're probably right

A way of disagreeing with someone without saying "you're wrong" outright; can be clever, polite, subtle, or patronizing, depending on the emphasis given to the word 'probably.'

ADAM: The earth revolves around the sun.

DAN: No way, dude, the sun totally revolves around the earth.

ADAM: You're probably right.

by Puritan Bag February 23, 2011

idiot human rights activist

that one person who calls you receipt because you said the word black

guy that works someplace: what color would you like your car to be?
broi: um..... black?
idiot human rights activist: WHAT DID YOU SAY??????? THATS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

broi: bruh, i just said black, WHAT ELSE AM I SPOSSED TO SAY???????
idiot human rights activist: um IDK, SHOWDOW?
broi: bruh those are two diffrent things fool

by someone else thats not u April 9, 2021