Ghetto Crimp

Crimping something in a ghetto way.

Crimped hair in the ghetto.

I had to Ghetto Crimp My bike to get fatter tires in it.

Yo, That girl has Ghetto Crimped Hair.

by GOHO13 May 21, 2010

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Ghetto Tamale

Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.

Ingredients:

-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.

-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork

Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.

Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.

Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.

Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?

Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.

by joshwua915 May 11, 2021

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ghetto ridge

Or better known as westridge is located in the beautiful projects of orlando florida next to the OBT which is well known for late night hookers and druggies who have fights with themself in the middle of the road. This middle school is full of people that i dont even know hpw they made it to this country. The vast majority of this school is Haitian, Puerto Rican, or Dominican with less than 4% being white or asian. This school is school is full of fake booshie thots that will do amything for attention. 89% of the people here either own a gun, smoke weed, drink at school, and/or are sluts. Aside from all that, it is a wonderful school. Go warriors!

#1What school you go to?

#2Ghetto ridge.

#1 Do you go to westridge?
#2 Dont you mean ghetto ridge?

by That one person @westridge April 14, 2014

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ghetto palate

When good taste is a waste.

Forget the finer things in life, box wine trumps a fine Sancerre, chicken thighs slays organic free range, who needs Alaskan king salmon when fish-A-filet is basting in oil at McDonalds?

Most girls I meet on Tinder have ghetto palate which is cool for me. Cheap date , fast fuck rinse and repeat!

by Crotch pheasant November 24, 2017

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