Ghetto Crimp

Crimping something in a ghetto way.

Crimped hair in the ghetto.
I had to Ghetto Crimp My bike to get fatter tires in it.

Yo, That girl has Ghetto Crimped Hair.
by GOHO13 May 21, 2010
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Ghetto Tamale

Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.

Ingredients:

-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.

-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork

Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.

Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.

Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?

Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
by joshwua915 May 11, 2021
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ghetto ridge

Or better known as westridge is located in the beautiful projects of orlando florida next to the OBT which is well known for late night hookers and druggies who have fights with themself in the middle of the road. This middle school is full of people that i dont even know hpw they made it to this country. The vast majority of this school is Haitian, Puerto Rican, or Dominican with less than 4% being white or asian. This school is school is full of fake booshie thots that will do amything for attention. 89% of the people here either own a gun, smoke weed, drink at school, and/or are sluts. Aside from all that, it is a wonderful school. Go warriors!
#1What school you go to?

#2Ghetto ridge.

#1 Do you go to westridge?
#2 Dont you mean ghetto ridge?
by That one person @westridge April 14, 2014
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ghetto wings

This is a west philly term that is commonly used for wings that have been seasoned with every seasoning you have inside the cabinet. Primary ingredients would probably be used are garlic powder, slap ya mama, tajin, salt n pepper, ect. Whenever momma's feeling fancy she would order some chinese wings and add her love.
Person 1: Yo! momma just made some bomb ass ghetto wings you tryna come over and try some?

Person 2: You tryna go down to papi store and get some water ice after?

Person 1: bet
by yungboul838 May 17, 2021
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ghetto vasectomy

This action occurs when a poor male is too financially unstable get a vasectomy, and as an alternative they take a powerful object (i.e a sledgehammer) and strike upon their testicles. The result is no more child support bills and legitimate balls.
My man Deandre is already paying $20,000 per year in child support for sketchy hookers so when we were about to fuck he gave himself a ghetto vasectomy. Instead of fucking we ended up in the emergency room.
by YourMom68+1 December 23, 2013
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Ghetto Carnival

The traveling carnival that goes from mall to mall and small town to small town bringing amusement rides that are barely up to safety codes. Generally seen in the warmer months as cold weather makes the rides nearly inoperable.
Guy: Are you going down to the ghetto carnival tonight?

Girl: I think so. I saw they brought back the Tower of Death ride. I love the ride, I just wish it worked better.

Guy: Yeah, too bad they want $5 for a ride coupon.
by Balseraph January 25, 2012
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ghetto hop

to boost yourself over a fence only using your arms. not letting your feet touch.
the po lice was on me like i was donuts so i ghetto hopped some fence and they fat asses just forgot about me.
by "STAT" November 02, 2008
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