National No glasses day

On July 1st,you don’t have to wear glasses! It’s National no glasses day so be free and don’t wear glasses!

Mom: where’s your glasses?
You: it’s National no glasses day!

by I like Bunnies April 19, 2021

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Wisconsin Shot Glass

a Wisconsin shot glass is when you insert cheese into the anus with your choice of alcohol and drink it.

My wife and I did 4 Wisconsin shot glasses in a row.

by jack_fb ttv February 17, 2023

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fag-nifying glass

A tool used by the Greek god Priapus that rings when it identifies a homosexual. Also known as "holy tool no. 002"

"I used my fag-nifying glass to discover his true orientation."

by Kermit364131 August 10, 2021

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Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.

Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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by Eskorpija May 20, 2016

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Eggs Onda Glass

Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.

My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.

I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021

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