Dusty wine glass

An old lady's dry cobweb vagina

She looks like she has a Dusty Wine glass

by Sassypants27 May 11, 2015

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Glasses cumshot supreme

The act of busting a fat load of cum on a woman’s glasses.

Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme

by Daddy Shred March 17, 2019

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Glass Door Closet

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.

Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet

by Alagai March 22, 2017

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Glass Bottom Boat

When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.

Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

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by Eskorpija May 20, 2016

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Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.

Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.

by Glennicus August 28, 2020

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