mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

by ... April 2, 2005

Mike Battista

The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)

"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"

"Thats Mike Battista!"

by GRAW June 15, 2009

Other Mike

Other Mike is one of two friends who are both named Mike, but is the second of the two you have met. Hence the 'other'. It is not necessarily a lower status, but used to differentiate in a conversation between two Mikes. Can also be refered to as "O to the M".

'Hey Mike, are you coming to lunch?' 'Yah I'll be there in five.' Oh, ok, Other Mike just called and said he was coming too.'

by Why She Needs Two October 19, 2007

Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.

Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.

by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022

Mike Krack

The team principal of Aston Martin formula 1 team. He has worked at BMW Sauber F1 as the cheif engineer and the head of track engineering in the Porsche WEC Le Mans team.

"As we look at Mike Krack on the pitwall" - David Croft - 2022

by qwopasdfghjklzxcvbnm May 16, 2022

mike justice

A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.

See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.

“is that a mike justice?”
“yeah dude, I think it is!”
“whoa, we are so lucky!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023

Mike Strike

When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.

I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.

by Vagablonde May 4, 2019